Saturday, October 31, 2009

Recreational Sex in the Sixties

No, not the 1960’s. The Medicare Sixties. As parents of sons and a daughter, we discouraged recreational sex. Pregnancy; disease, distorted relationship discernment. Too risky. It marginalized emphasis on social skills, personality traits and achievement potential. Genitals get excited; brain shuts down.

However, medicare recipients and modernized health care advocates should consult with folks like old Betty Dodson (see http://wapedia.mobi/en/Betty_Dodson and http://dodsonandross.com/. She’s done it all and still is.

Once we enter our fourth quarter. Once we begin the end game, things change. Daddy dies or gets soft in the head and other places. Mommy’s skin dries up and so does other places. Meds have their side effects.

Recreational sex assisted by romance enhancers is prescribed. Use alone if necessary. (I will report on Palm Coast “friends with benefits” and “fword Buddies” in another post). Full body orgasms are great for stress relief. Encourage primal screaming. Help reduce blood pressure. Maintain hormonal levels. Facilitate anger management. Calm and relax. Facilitate meditation and spirituality. (Ohhh, God! Ohhh, God)

I’ll just rename cums (I got this idea from Nancy Pelosi) when I report on recreational sex for geezers and gerties in Palm Coast. I’ll call them Therapeutic Sexual Releases.

CAUTION: No quickies for the oldies. Foreplay forever. And you will need some help. Some good vibrations for the ladies. And a call on their cell phone won’t do the trick. It might send a tingle up their leg but it won’t ring their bell.

Palm Coast and all of Flagler County is run by men with performance anxiety. Afraid their women will get there without them. They are paranoid about adult toy stores.  Good outcome.  We have a neat and clean town with all the junk pushed north and south.

Most are sleazy joints.  Adam and Eve (Rt #1, St. Augustine) is a bit more upscale but tends to cater to the kinky: http://www.adamevestores.com/ There is one large store, Xmart Botique, at 2591 W International Speedway Blvd, Daytona Beach and another,The Fantasy Shoppe, part of a complex including The Banned Bookstore at 709 North Ridgewood http://www.yourbigo.com/.

Geezers and Blue Hairs need private,sophisticated, upscale resources (like maybe a friend who invites you to a Passion Party). (http://www.passionparties.com/).


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ted,

I have to say I got a good laugh from your Oct. 31 geezer posting. Your risk is only as high as your exposure.

cheers

Mike

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